Joke of the Day - Four Worms

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol, the second into a container of cigarette smoke, the third into a container of chocolate syrup, and the fourth into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The worm in alcohol - Dead. The worm in cigarette smoke - Dead. The worm in chocolate syrup - Dead. The worm in good clean soil - Alive. The Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this demonstration?" Maxine, sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, ""As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!" That pretty much ended the service.